2005-02-14 - 9:38 a.m.
Ode to Huntington (or note to self...) see reference... at least he didn't say "AN historic event" (did someone ask for a list of pet peeves?) By this time next year I'll have landed a juicy part Nineteen fifty will be my start No more carrying spears I'll be discovered my life won't ever be the same. Billy Wilder will know my name And he'll call all the time --('Til he does, can one of you guys lend her a dime?)
Just an apartment with no roaches and no dry rot Where the hot water comes out hot That's my Hollywood dream My resolution Is to write something that gets shot With approximately the plot I first had in my head -- (But you'll get rewritten even after you're dead.) Behold, my children, it is I, Cecil B. DeMille, Meeting me must be quite a thrill, But there's no need to kneel I guarantee you every girl in my chorus line Is a genuine Philistine They don't come off the shelf -- (I flew every one in from Philistia myself) By this time next year I will get my foot in the door Next year I know I'm gonna score an amazing success Cut to the moment when they open the envelope Pass the statuette to Bob Hope and it's my name you hear We'll be down on our knees outside Grauman's chinese Palm prints there on the street immortality's neat! This time next year, this time next year. We'll have nothing to fear contracts all signed Three-picture deal yellow brick road career Hope we're not still saying these things this time next year. --A.L. Webber, Sunset Blvd. (WHO are you calling a showtune queen?!?)
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